THAT CRAZY BITCH IS OUT THERE AGAIN!!!

When I last left you all I was telling you about how blue I was after losing the first dude I ever had feelings for. But I got over him after I was subdued by the fimine whiles of a certain latina chica on my ship. This girl used to watch me across the mess decks (cafeteria) and be poking her booty out as she walked past me and stuff. And being that I was in the S-3 Supply division at my command, she would always ask me for little favors, like free stuff from the vending machines and the ship's store. After a while, me and her started becoming a bit friendly. We started hanging out going to the bowling alley, movies, skating rink, the beach... you know lil cute stuff like that. Then we progressed to me letting her meet the fam. (I know y'all thinking like damn, with old boy you and him started off fuckin... you cant do that with the ladies tho, they delicate) Anyway, my mom was digging her (still is), my sister, my dad, everybody thought she was the one! And when we finally did do the grown up, I thought she would be the one too. She had clothes at the crib, we were exchaning gifts and everything. This was gon' be my wifey y'all! (SYKE... DA BITCH WAS CRAZY) It later came out that she had previously dated someone in my division just before she started dating me. Her and him got into it in front of my barbershop one day so I came out and pulled her in my shop and sent old boy on his way. When I turned and looked at her she was in there grabbing up my shit off my counter and cussing in spanish calling me Estupido!!! Huh? What I do tho? She starts screaming about how all the stuff on my counter was hers and that her ex told her that he put it in here for her to get it. I was like please stop tripping... This is my stuff I got receipts. (in case y'all are wondering, it was some apricot scrub, lotions, hand sanitizer, and lil stuff like that...) I was baffled as to why she would believe that I would have somebody else's toiletries displayed and on exhibit across my counter... Duh? I dunno. Anyway I got her to put my shit back, and calm down. And after a few minutes of us talking she was fine. She told me she had some stuff over at his (my shipmate) house and she wanted me to go get it for her. Wrong!!! I aint got shit to do with what him and her was going thru. I gotta work with him and I am dating her, I dont want to be in the middle like that. right? Anyway, she wasn't trying to hear that shit. Old gurl started showing her ass in the barbershop. FOR REAL!!! She had gotten me a new T.V. and a PS2 for my shop. Do you know this crazy bitch picked that shit up, went out the door and out onto the catwalk and tossed that shit off the boat!!! My mouth was hung wide open...***blink blink*** Then she started screaming about how she gonna get her a new man thats gonna take up for her, and do whatever she asks him to. so I told her, yeah you gonna need a new man if you think Imma do whatever you ask me to. Too bad though, cuz she shoulda kept that TV and shit to give to her new man lol... Im glad she paid for it herself lol. Anyway, I ran into her about a week later in the hangar bay with her "new man". Y'all... lemme tell you bout him... This dude was ashy, beedy beed hair, spit in the corner of his mouth with them crooked teeth, and to make it so bad, he had on money green contacts even though he was black as a purse!!! LMAO!!! I sure wasn't jealous of that pick ... He also had a smell, which we later found out came from the fact that he didnt use the showers, so damn! Oh well, I was single again. What the fuck... Imma just do me now is what I was thinking. So I did. And when I say I did me, I did me... I was all about self. I got my air and sea quals, I made rank, got a couple of nams, and was assigned to the ship's self defense force. (SSDF-4) I was on my grind. And I was leaving mother fuckers in my wake. I finished my lil pissy associates degree around that time too. But after doing all of this, I started to grow lonely. I had no one to share my success with. Plus I was still living with my mom. So I consorted with a couple of my ship mates about us getting a place together. All three of us were cool at work so we figured it would be cool for us to stay together too. One of them was a girl, and the other was a boy. She was a kind of ship slut and he was questionable, but I didn't care. I didnt have a reputation on the ship so it didnt make a difference who I lived with... At least thats what I thought. Y'all the events that followed after we moved in together will blow you f-ing minds!!! Imma tell y'all later tho. Bye... Comments please!!!