Oh I met this dude...

I last left off telling y'all how this newly single young man was finna break into the world and tear up some new ass right? Well, I was wrong. My lil whack ass ent to my new command and was quiet as a damn mouse for the first few weeks. I met some cool people, did some cool stuff. Blah blah blah. But it was on my first long term sea outting that I found some damn LIFE! There was this one guy, tall, dark skin dude from South America (Guyana) that used to always stop in my workspace and speak. I was a barber at my command, and this gentleman would contiuosly come in my shop and ask me to cut his hair. I would explain to him that I couldn't because I was exclusive to chiefs and officers only, and he was neither one so he had to go. But everyday it never failed. If he didnt come by, he called with the same line, "what you doing? you got a chair open so you can cut a brother down?" I started to find it kinda annoying after about 3 months of the same routine. He was really becoming a pest. One day he didnt call or come by, and I think I got the blues about it a little bit, but I swiftly dismissed that shit. Hell I wasn't gay. (please) Anyway, super bowl Sunday came around while we were sailing the deep blue sea. I was up in my shop just watching the game, all alone in the dark by myself. I was closed for business so I had my door blinds closed so nobody would come in. Next thing I know I hear "ding dong" as the door to the shop opens and that black ass face pops around talking bout, "what you doing? u got a chair open so you can cut a brother down?" I looked at him in disgust and said what happened to you the other day, and I honestly expected an answer. He laughed and came in and sat in my first chair, and I was sitting on the waiting couch. He asked me could he chill and watch the game with me, and I told him yes. We watched the game for a minute and he got up and said he would be back in a second. A few minutes later he comes back and hands me an ice cold Moutain Dew (my fav!! how he know?!?!) and two damn pieces of starburst... (i cant get a pack nigga damn) Anyway, I ate my candy and sipped n savored my drink. I noticed him out the corner of my eye watching me. Staring me down like a cat watchin a fly on the wall. So I stretched as I sat down. He then says, "you sleepy? you should stand up and stretch". I told him I was good. So then he leaned over and handed me two more candies and stood up and sat beside me on the couch kind close. Then he leaned all back and got comfy and shit. I had to sit up so he could spread the hell out on my damn couch. I had to close my legs and everything. So we watched some more of the game, and then I yawned again. "Stand up and stretch man" he says as he hands me two more candies. I was like "Im going to the bathroom real quick I will be back". So I stood up and stretched way high up in the sky... then i felt arms around my waist and lips on my lips.... I opened my eyes and was bout to start shittin kittens on the floor! Is this dude really grabbing me up and kissing me like this? Yeah he was. And why haven't I pushed him away? Next thing I know, my eyes were closed and my head was tilted and he had his tongue in my stomach... (gross) After all this, shirts start getting taken off, belts were jingling and pants were falling down. It was on baby. My first time tippin in the tulips... Am I ready? We will soon find out. We ended up naked and hard on a shiny cold floord. That shit was hot cuz we was sweating and sliding on that damn floor like two wet fish. I had never been so turned on before in my life, PLUS we were running the risk of being caught by anybody who wanted to poke their head in that unlocked door. (that made it extra hot) After kissing and being hard and turned on for a few minutes we all know what comes next. That grown up business, y'all know. Penetration, right? I was thinking to myself am I supposed to let him do me or should i do him. He started moving more into the position of him doing me and I didnt oppose... at first. The next move this dude mad let me know that he had an agenda the whole time. He reached for his pants and pulled out som KY Jelly. I was like this sorry ass man knew he was gonna get some snacks from me huh? Anyway he got back there and tried to go up in there and I was like HEY NOW DAMMIT! You gots ta quit and right now! He was like " i didnt even go in hardly". So I said it aint going down like this. I aint cut out for it. My lil boo boo was in flames just from him pressin on it tryin to get in there. So we switched up and I went into him and almost lost my mind. I always thought booty would feel different from girl stuff. But this was like some of the best sex I had ever had. i was shocked. It was then I knew that I would become a doo doo chaser. AND A TOP! After that night I walked around the ship nervous like everybody knew what i had done. But I shook it off after a while. Plus the phone calls had stopped for a while. The thrill was gone I guess. And plus I figured he had ran out of candy to pass me and butter me up lol... A few days go by and I get a call... from him...yesss! "Meet me down by the laundry fan room" he said. So I went. When i got there he had another soda and this time i got a whole pack of starburst! WHAT>>> upgrade!!! He told me to come in the fan room with him, and I did. We went in there and banged for a few hours. I know when we went in it was day light, and when we came out it was dinner time. mmm hmm. Energizer bunny. Dont get it twisted. Me and him continued this behavior for the duration of the time we were out to sea. We had one point where we had a lil disagreement cuz he came and asked me for some money to go to the casino while we were in P. Rico. what I look like? Anyway the day came when we had to pull back into port. Oh well... I hope this wasn't the end of our fling. I had caught big feelings for him and i cold say that I had love for him too. Luckily, he still wanted to see me. I went to his house and stayed night, we went to the movies, and dinner a lot. Then one day he called me and said he was getting stationed in Japan. JAPAN!!! Wait, what am I supposed to do now? He said he was leaving in a couple of days to go on leave and visit home, then he is heading out t Japan. I asked him to come see me before he left. That day he came by and I couldn't keep myself from crying. I finally said the "L" word to him that day. And he said it to me. Then he kissed me on the lips, and then he left. I never saw or heard from him again. It took me a long time to get over him, a few months to be exact. I cried at night and was depressed for a minute. Until the day that this girl came by twistin her booty and giving me the eye. Damn, she is hot I said. I think I was just horny. And next thing I know, Im back to square one all over again. I will tell y'all about that tomorrow.... I hope you are feeling my blogs so far. They only get better... Stay tuned to me and I wont let you down... I will holla lata!